{"product_id":"chickens-greater-than-people-tee","title":"Chickens Greater Than People Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 247, 242); color: rgb(44, 36, 24);\"\u003eLet's be honest. Your chickens never cancel plans, never have drama, and always show up when you have treats. People? Well... that's a different story. If you've ever chosen a quiet evening in the coop over a social obligation — this shirt was made for you. Bold, unapologetic, and 100% relatable to every chicken keeper who has ever preferred her flock over a crowd. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(238, 185, 160);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizes S-XL: $32.99 | 2XL: $34.99 | 3XL: $36.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(238, 185, 160);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFREE SHIPPING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 247, 242); color: rgb(44, 36, 24);\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 247, 242); color: rgb(44, 36, 24);\"\u003e🐔\u003c\/span\u003eWHY YOU'LL LOVE IT The \"Chickens \u0026gt; People\" design hits hard with bold distressed western typography that says exactly what every chicken mom is thinking. Printed in charcoal, rust, and warm neutrals — it's the kind of shirt that stops people in their tracks and makes your fellow chicken keepers cackle with recognition. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 247, 242); color: rgb(44, 36, 24);\"\u003e✨ PRODUCT DETAILS • Premium Comfort Colors 1717 — the softest, most loved tee in the game • Vintage washed feel with a relaxed unisex fit • 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last • Available in multiple colorways to match your flock's vibe • Makes the perfect gift for the chicken mom, backyard flock keeper, or anyone who simply prefers animals over people \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 247, 242); color: rgb(44, 36, 24);\"\u003e📏 SIZING Unisex relaxed fit — runs true to size. Size up if you prefer an oversized look. 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