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And anyone who has ever excused themselves from a social situation to go check on their flock definitely gets it. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"background-color: rgb(250, 247, 242); color: rgb(44, 36, 24);\"\u003e🐔This design features a gloriously dramatic screaming hen surrounded by wildflowers and botanical details, this design is equal parts beautiful and unhinged — in the best possible way. The boho floral illustration paired with that legendary energy makes this the shirt you'll reach for every single time life gets to be a little too much. It's the perfect shirt for the introvert who keeps chickens, the woman who is done pretending, and anyone who has ever related more to a screaming hen than to an actual person.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(238, 185, 160);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizes S-XL: $32.99 | 2XL: $34.99 | 3XL: $36.99\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(238, 185, 160);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFREE SHIPPING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(44, 36, 24); background-color: rgb(250, 247, 242);\"\u003e✨ PRODUCT DETAILS • Premium Comfort Colors 1717 — the most loved tee in the game • Vintage washed feel with a relaxed unisex fit • 100% ring-spun cotton — breathable and built to last • Available in multiple colors to match your flock's vibe • Makes the perfect gift for the chicken mom, egg collector, or crazy chicken lady in your life \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(44, 36, 24); background-color: rgb(250, 247, 242);\"\u003e📏 SIZING Unisex relaxed fit — runs true to size. 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